Shoe Shopping

So, I use an interesting word while shopping for shoes. I wanted a showy high heal for church today, and yesterday, I hit about 4 stores. The thing is, when I want to splurge, I usually don't find what I am looking for. And I look, and look and look.

While checking the racks and isles of shoes, there are typically more ugly shoes than most. If I catch myself actually handling and picking up a really ugly one, I find myself chatting the word "nastified". Lots of things are nastified but shoes get the exclamation.

Watch out for those nastified shoes. It's more sad when people are actually wearing them.

Disclaimer: The above shoe is not nastified. I actually bought those, who knows if to keep...