There is an amazing resemblance between 12 olds and animals. Each time I look close enough, images from Animal Planet flash through my brain. I would think that locking some of them up at the Zoo would make a great anthropology study. Here's what I see out in my field of expertise.
Hair care of a 12 year old resembles that of the famous sheep herding dog. 
12 year olds run in packs, just like laughing hyenas.
Grooming of 12 year olds resembles the nose picking class of monkeys.
Some 12 year olds can screech just like a fighting cat.
There are others who whine and howl just like a dog.
During a lunch break, I recently viewed ongoing chases like this one. 
Their smell is sometimes atrocious. Mix old cut onions and river mud for the fresh scent of the 12 year old.If you have a 12 year old, beware of their animal instincts.
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I thought middle school teachers had to be immune to grooming skills, body odors and unusual noises. Happy Halloween M Pat.
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